WAKE UP ALREADY!!! (Or how to use Eckhart Tolle's A New Earth as a psychological weapon.)

“…Don’t you think that was your ego speaking?”

“…My, your pain-body must be really active today.”

“…I understand. You’re just not in the moment right now.”

I've been reading A New Earth (Awakening to Your Life's Purpose) and for the most part really enjoying it. But I do have a tendency to find parody in the things I love most. That applies both to books and my spouse. So reading the book has given me a number of passive/aggressive questions and statements that I can use as demonstrated above (which Wendy has pointed out to me).

I think I might have hit the snooze button again, but I’ll wake up in 5 minutes…. really….

Fortune Cookie

I'm cleaning out my man-cave office today and came across the following from a fortune cookie:

"You will live a long time,
long enough to open many, many fortune cookies."

Human Tetris

The lost Star Trek episode...

Tell the MPAA

Tommy, the wise (my son) has pointed out that a Pinky and the Brain Movie should be rated NC-17.

Why? for animal nudity of course.

(Oh dear! What is this world coming to?)

A scene from "The House of Gennaula"

(At rise: Father enters dining room. Mother and son, Tommy, is seated at the dining room table. Tommy is playing his Gameboy DS and apparently not listening to the conversation. General small talk between Father and Mother until...)

Mother: ... and Tommy has been a very good boy.

Tommy: (Without looking up from his Gameboy DS) That's what SHE thinks.

(end of scene)

bumper sticker

Saw this bumper sticker today while driving:

Frodo Failed. Bush has the ring.

The Sven & Ole Computer Virus.

You have just received the Sven & Ole Computer Virus. Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this message to everyone on your mailing list.

Thank you for your cooperation.

--Sven and Ole

(I'm cleaning out my email folders and came across this one.)